Aka the good looking AND talented guys in metal list
Unless you’re actually into guys (or are in the Tiger Flowers/Meek is Murder family), I don’t want to hear any D00D’S opinion on my list. I’ve had enough of reading about your opinions on the hot keyboard player with the great tits. I’ve seen and heard what you have to say about girls and what makes them “hot”. And now it’s my turn to drool over the hunky shredmasters I adore.
I wanted to keep my list to people alive. Despite the fact that three of my biggest crushes growing up were Chuck, Dimebag and Mr. Steele. And even though my loverboy is my number one in real life, this is not a piece about how great my man is (but he is). ANY WAYS, if I had a locker, these guys would have their promos splattered all over it.
10. Alan Averill
primordial vocalist is one of the most commanding performers you will ever watch
through the years, this Voivod bassist has held it down. he’s a goofball and a manaic.
8. Bob Vigna
this NYDM legend of Immolation fame sports the classiest picking style ever seen by mankind
7. Tom Araya
the Smiliest, yet evilest thrash laugher ever
6. Eric Park
Devourment drummer = brutality, blastbeats and dreadlocks
5. Summer Welch
former secret weapon of Baroness
4. Joe Duplantier
Gojira frontman / Arty Frenchman with skinny mustache
this double duty aura noir and immortal axeman serves up straight badass norwegian black metal realness, honey
2. Rich hoak
this revenge of the nerds bad boy is one of funniest performers you will ever watch.
1. Mike Smith
Former Suffo blaster & in my eyes, king of the NYDM throne
::: UPDATE: This list inspired a group of us to make a giant, collective list of metal hotties. If you’d like to contribute, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org :::